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Rob Perez and ‘Wobtober’ visit Beale St. and the Memphis Grizzlies

By Ian Pierno

Jun 11, 2015; Cleveland, OH, USA; NBA commissioner Adam Silver during the second quarter of game four of the NBA Finals between the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Golden State Warriors at Quicken Loans Arena. Mandatory Credit: David Richard-USA TODAY Sports
Jun 11, 2015; Cleveland, OH, USA; NBA commissioner Adam Silver during the second quarter of game four of the NBA Finals between the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Golden State Warriors at Quicken Loans Arena. Mandatory Credit: David Richard-USA TODAY Sports /
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Fox Sports’ Rob Perez, more commonly known as World Wide Wob, made a stop on Beale St. with his Memphis Grizzlies rap.

Fox Sports’ “Police Chase Analyst,” Rob Perez, continued his “Wobtober” rap series late Friday night, dropping a track about the Memphis Grizzlies.

One thing is for sure, unlike many, Wob was not  a fan of the Memphis Grizzlies’ offseason, most notably the addition of Chandler Parsons from the Dallas Mavericks.

Check out the video and a transcribed version of the rap below.

"Let’s get it,Welcome to the FedEx Forum,Home of the Grizzlies,Where this team throws bodies via special delivery,They call it the Grindhouse, Every game is a battle, They leave the wounded to die like the Sonics did to Seattle, Mike Conely got one of the biggest contracts of all-time, Time to see what he’s got, Like he’s singing Sublime,Can you believe it? The Grizz still have Vince Carter, Apr 3, 2016; Orlando, FL, USA; Memphis Grizzlies guard Vince Carter (15) looks to pass as Orlando Magic guard Evan Fournier (10) defends in the third quarter at Amway Center. The Orlando Magic won 119-107. Mandatory Credit: Logan Bowles-USA TODAY SportsWho’ll still take you to school, but now it’s just a charter,Tony Allen, I love ya,’ man, But your jump shot got me rolling,You got to save that shit for Garbage Time like you’re Katie Nolan, I ‘aint saying nothing bad about ZBo, Who’ll kill yo ass so fast it’ll make twister jams seem slow, Their big singing this summer was Chandler Parsons, That’s like announcing an endorsement, but it’s just Ben Carson,I don’t understand how this dude keeps getting max money,Godfather contracts, but he gets lit up like Sonny,90 mil to a dude with broken knees and feet,Parsons is walking in Memphis, partying on Bradley Beal St.,This signing is so bad, I can’t even stand it, The Grizz just got left home alone by a sticky bandit, Speaking of feet, the Grizzlies get back Marc Gasol, But they gonna lose in the second round like they Chris Paul,How can you not love this team? They play with so much heart, But their offense still smells like a Taco Bell fart, I’ll leave you this: the Grizz will spill blood for their city, They ‘aint winning shit, but they don’t want your pity."

Hey, charter schools top a lot of rankings and everyone loves Katie Nolan. I’ll admit it though, the Sonics reference killed this Seattle-native.

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